A Thanksgiving Aidanism

Aidan likes to make up jokes. He thinks he is hilarious, but honestly, he is no Jeff Foxworthy. Here is one of his jokes that I thought was quite clever:

Aidan: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Me (kinda scared to hear the answer): Why?
Aidan: Because the Pilgrims and Indians were going to eat it! (raucous laughter)

Aidanism #2

Aidan is giving our family prayer. . .

"Dear Heavenly Father, Thank you for this day, Mom, please shut your eyes. . . (and he continues his prayer while Jeremy and I are desperately trying to hold our laughter)."

Aidanism #1

While playing Wii bowling and Aidan just got 4 strikes in row. . .

Mom: Holy Macaroni, Aidan! Good job!

Aidan: Mom, don't say that!

Mom: (confused) What, good job?

Aidan: No, Holy Macaroni.

Mom: Why not? Holy Macaroni isn't a bad word.

Aidan: But it makes me hungry!